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unlucky

2009-04-25T23:01:00.004+08:00

Having trouble wif luck recently~
Anyway, school started, preparing for
assignments and fyp . . .
Nothing interesting happened anyway. .

Oh ya, i found my lecturer's file on
the toilet . . I didnt actually would
care a file lying around as i would have
tot the file belong some1 that is in the
cubicle. However, after a glance, i saw
something very familier. Its the CD cover
that my fwen, wee loon gave me O.o.

I suspect its my assignment CD from last
semester and took a closer look. WooT!
I saw Sithu o.O . . Den Elizabeth . .
den finally came down to my name!
LOLX. . Its my assignment! Hahahas. .
I then curiously look at the cubicles in
the toilet. Weird as there arent anyone
in there. I eventually took the file and
look into it. I knew which lecturer it is
but juz look to confirm. I then called my
lecturer. Hahas ~ Chatted a bit and return
the file. .

Coincidence eh? If my assignment isnt inside
his file, i would not have spotted the file.
Hmmms . . wonder why my assignment inside sia.
Past sem de somemore. .

Aiya, anyway, i found out im not a geek.
But a geek is cool!

Take a look :
http://laptoplogic.com/resources/64-things-every-geek-should-know
64 things every geek should know! So CooL ~

Youtube is changing?

2009-04-13T23:47:00.002+08:00

Source :
http://www.internetnews.com/breakingnews/print.php/3814681

Youtube and Universal Music Group is combining effort to
earn from premium services and advertisement =/

From the article:

YouTube and Universal Music will share advertising revenue generated by the site. Both sides are betting that building a premium site will help increase advertising rates. Many big brand owners have avoided advertising alongside YouTube's ad hoc mix of user-generated videos.

Hope Youtube does not change much. It's a site for personal, funny
and cranky videos ~ lolls.

Anyway, sidetracking a bit, I've found some conficker news!
http://www.jcxp.net/news.php?newsid=2697
Beware of this worm!

Signing off
Ervin

13 WAYS TO RELIEVE STRESS

2009-04-13T23:31:00.001+08:00

13 WAYS TO RELIEVE STRESS

Stress Reliever #1
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 'What other problem can there be greater than this one?'

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Stress Reliever # 2
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

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Stress Reliever # 3
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

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Stress Reliever # 4
Wife to husband: 'What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?'
Husband to wife: 'Golfing with friends, my dear.'
Wife to husband: 'What? At 2 am ?!'
Husband to wife: 'Yes, We used night clubs.'

_______________________________________________________________
Stress Reliever # 5
Father to son after exam: 'let me see your report card.'
Son: 'My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.'

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Stress Reliever # 6
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word 'beans'.
'My father grows beans,' said one student.
'My father cooks beans,' said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: 'We are all human beans.'

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Stress Reliever # 7
Interviewer to Millionaire: 'To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire to?'
Millionaire: 'I owe everything to my wife.'
Interviewer: 'Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?'
Millionaire: 'A Billionaire'

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Stress Reliever # 8
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

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Stress Reliever # 9
A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex?
He replied: Depends, if I can find a phone.

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Stress Reliever # 10
Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with?
Wife replied: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others as they never allow me to sleep.

_______________________________________________________________
Stress Reliever # 11
Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S. ?
Answer: Because people started licking the wrong side.

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Stress Reliever # 12
A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me - my pretty face or my sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of humour.

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Stress Reliever # 13
Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are you having your meals three times a day as I have advised?
Lady replied: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.

*Gotten from a forwarded email by roger ^^

Signing off
Ervin

Free Applications!

2009-04-08T13:28:00.001+08:00

Flex builder 3
https://freeriatools.adobe.com/flex/

Microsoft products
https://www.dreamspark.com/default.aspx

FREEEEEEEEE ~~~~~~~ LEGAL ~~~~~~~

Signing off
Ervin

Final Year Project

2009-04-06T22:29:00.004+08:00

Its out.
Final year project groupings and project allocation.
Hope my group dun outcast me ><
My project is to have a national central database for medical
records!

It sounds big man! This is to cater to all health centers,
doctor, respective stake holders and patients! To share data
to authorize people! SHARE and AUTHORIZE i did say . . .
Internet = sharing.
Security = authorizing.

Hmmmmss . . other stuffs is it is a big big database.
So it must be scalable, efficient and the database structure
must be good.

Any1 has ideas to contribute what architect should this project
follow please contribute~ (as if any1 comes here).

Wow . . Even google and microsoft moving on to health care!
http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2009/04/cvs-joins-google-health-rx-network.html

http://www.paidcontent.org/entry/419-microsoft-integrates-its-two-digital-health-record-platforms/

Tired . . learnt a lot during the holidays. .
Signing off already
Ervin =S

Funny pictures

2009-04-03T22:33:00.003+08:00

One of the most important aspect in life is how you view things!
It determines one's personality and character.

Anyway,

http://www.hongkiat.com/blog/100-funny-photos-taken-at-unusual-angle-humor/

Super funny~

Another funny picture source:
http://onlyfunnyjokes.com/bestoftheweb/2005/11/24/strange-wacky-and-weird-photos-from-the-web/

Hope you had a good laugh =D
Ervin

April Fool's Joke

2009-04-02T22:47:00.002+08:00

Google was the first joke i saw ! I meant Google's joke CADIE!
After reading about their new release from google's blog, i click
on CADIE's blog. . It's like been a long time i've seen such amatuerish
website. . I read the blog post and it became more and more overly
unbelievable . . Ohhh ~ It's first of april today!

Anyway, it was quite amusing! Especially the 3D Chrome . . . Download
the specs from internet, print it and cut it to wear! LOLS ! OMT !
Who would even believe it! Paper specs? lolls =.=

Youtube has join in the fun too~ Oh yahs! Its under google . . hahas
Upside down videos! Add &flip=1 to URL to activate it.

Like thepiratebay.org and reddit.com are other players that join in the fun!
Get more of it here:
http://aprilfoolsdayontheweb.com/2009.html

Anyway, Happy Birthday again to Wee Loon which falls on April Fool's Day!
Hahas ~ Not to forget Shao Hui but I doubt he ever will get to read my blog.

Hmmms~~ Adobe and facebook partners!
http://www.infoworld.com/archives/emailPrint.jsp?R=printThis&A=/article/09/03/31/Adobe_Facebook_partner_to_create_Flash_developer_tools_1.html

Gonna expect more from facebook =D. Maybe I have time I would code
some flash game~ Hahas! xD.

Meanwhile, gonna have some laugh from google's streetview

Signing off
Ervin ^^

Javascript

2009-03-27T20:43:00.004+08:00

Another new generation of browser is coming up!
Would IE8 beat FF3.5?

Wait a min~ Google chrome is here to play!

Recently, IE8 shows statistical prove that it loads faster than
other browsers. However, those webby are not javascript heavy!

With canvas the future of Javascript is sweet!
The battle between Flash and Silverlight may cease! (Still long tho . . )
Moreover, with JQuery here to aid! A super framework! Serious!!!
Helps fast development (Really very fast) and have a super big
library of plugins! You can do wonders too~ ++ Easy to learn ~

If you are working with ASP.NET,
http://encosia.com/2008/10/19/7-of-my-favorite-jquery-plugins-for-use-with-aspnet/
these plugins would be helpful =D.

These plugins are good too =D.
http://www.spicyexpress.net/general/jquerry-at-it-best-downloadable-jquerry-plugins-and-widgets-for-you-2/

http://www.noupe.com/jquery/50-amazing-jquery-examples-part1.html

Last but not least, i wanna show u the power of Javascript!
http://www.chromeexperiments.com/
This website has lots of superb javascript with the use of canvas
I was very amazed and impressed~

However, IE7/8 doesnt support most of it =(

Just to side track before i end of,
Google is trying to evolve the python!
http://arstechnica.com/open-source/news/2009/03/google-launches-project-to-boost-python-performance-by-5x.ars
5x more faster o.O

Hahas ~

Ervin

Faster and Efficient =D

2009-03-24T22:18:00.002+08:00

All these years, my lecturer keeps telling me not to dive into coding . . .
PLAN !!!
Very true~! Many of the times when i dived into coding, i find myself
editing and iterating through many lines of codes to fix bugs.
Not only you spend more time in the end, your codes are not efficient.

Even out in the working world, I see real programmers coding stuffs
that is unnecessary and only made the code harder to maintain. . .
Moreover, LESS is MORE! The less your codes, the faster the
program runs!
Read this: http://asserttrue.blogspot.com/2009/03/how-to-write-fast-code.html
Very useful =D.

Okays okays~ Even if you did plan, your code most likely is gonna
restructure and revise again! At least the process would be reduce
and your code looks more maintainable and nice =D.

Hmmmss . . . Next semester I would learn Advance Java o.O
Wonder how advance can Java be? Hahas . . Anyway, I heard
there is a chapter about threading!(Concurrent) Ohhhs~~
Another concept to make codes run faster other than
caching memory.

Now this led me to think about which is more impt?
Faster & Efficient or More functionalities?
IE8 vs Chrome,FF etc . . .

Hahas. . . I like chrome better and better these days=p

Signing off,
Ervin

HEAL ~

2009-03-23T21:08:00.002+08:00

I hope I can cast *HEAL* !
Hahas ~ Can heal myself and others xD!
But I dun like medical field leys~ No logic to me =X

Anyway, medical science is very advance now!
Regeneration is not impossible! I mean stuffs like growing
your thumb back!!!

For more details, check this out!
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/03/22/sunday/main3960219.shtml

Coughing and signing off,
Ervin ^^

Warning~ GMAIL Users!

2009-03-20T12:33:00.004+08:00

Source: http://news.cnet.com/8301-13578_3-10198740-38.html

Your GMAIL Account or services might go down!

Contents:

A privacy advocacy group has asked the Federal Trade Commission to pull the plug on Gmail, Google Docs, Google Calendar, and the company's other Web apps until government-approved "safeguards are verifiably established." . . . .

Python ~

2009-03-20T11:51:00.002+08:00

Python is a programming language good for novice programmers.
It is easy to learn and it is well best for first time programmers.
Moreover, it can extend to advance software/web development for
serious programmers. There are now many libraries and framework
for you to use which saves you lots of time.

Development in python definitely is much faster than other programming
languages. However, it is an interpreted language which is generaly slower
than compiled language. However, interpreted language has it advantages too.
You need not recompile to keep testing on a software.

Testing becomes much faster.Not to forget python is OO(Object Oriented).
In fact, everything in pythonis an object! Even functions!
It is dynamically typed so you need not declareany variable before using it!
Save time again xD! But be warn that it is strongly typed. What are you waiting for?
Go grab a python!

Read this if you have knowledge of Java to compare it with python
http://brizzled.clapper.org/id/75

Business Operations =(

2009-03-18T23:27:00.003+08:00

ArGhS~

Got a B+ for business operations module =(

I thought i would get an A for that =/

Rather, my Law and IT Security modules got an A! o.O

Hmmss. . . Dun feel happy for my results tho =S

Guess im not suited for business bahs. . .

Anyway, bought a new handphone pouch.

It's a Mr Happy pouch . . . Do i deserved it? hahahas. . .

$$$ hard to earn . . . lolls . . . Thinking of the future now . . .

Too much probabilities . . . Too much randomness . . .

Is life predetermined or is it entirely random? Is there fate?

How is life? Like reading a storybook? playing a game? Hmmms . . .

Anyway, have been researching on Plone. A Content Management System

like blogger itself xD. Finally got things started by succesfully installing

and configuring Plone. . . (Took me 3 days)

It is build from Zope which is coded in Python! Google uses python too =D

It should be good bahs =X It is! I may post the details soon but not now . .

Tired tired tired from work . . . Depressed . .

Signing off

Ervin

No time to blog~

2009-03-16T20:05:00.003+08:00

Yet im still blogging =X
Have lots of things i wanna do to this blog . . .

The layout is bugged =/
Gonna clear most of all previous post . .
Adding more contents . .

Anyway, heres my life(As if any1 were to read)
I've been working! Therefore no time to blog =p
I could only say im working as an "intern"(not official)
500$ allowence =/ Hard to survive with it.
Worst still, its at Jurong East! Business park! =S
My company is orange business solution(silicomp asia).
Anyway, i've learnt a lot these days on IT =D. Haas. Its not all lost!

Hmmms . . . FYP . . . Yikes, dun wanna talk about it lers =/
Hais. . . =.= Complicated. . . The reality is scary. . .
ArGhs! Dun wanna think about it lers =(

Ermss . . . Results is coming out~ YaYs! I've been dreaming
about it occasionally! Hope to see my hardwork pay off ><
Hahas! Im so scared it does not turn out to what i had
expected too.

Oh ya~ This is the first blog post with my new acer~
(Bei Er, you got owned =p) Aiyahs. . . Wanted to buy Mac
de ahs Bei Er. They just dun accept credit card =p.
Been sourcing for vs2008 and apps! Hahas! Tough . .
Anyway: www.dreamspark.com <--- microsoft giving free
applications and products! For students only tho. Haas!

Anyway, talked too much! Too much text ler! Gonna kill many =p.
To end off, dun watch dragonball the movie! =X
Push is nicer =D

Signing off
Ervin

Long updateS!

2009-02-26T02:58:00.007+08:00

The security of SP! Could have sabotaged wee loon's assignment =S LOLS =X Joking.

Yea yea . . . Assignments all the way until blog dead . . . Anyway, life still goes on. . .

Valentines' Day!

We went ice skating @ Kallang leisure park and bugis afterwards!
It was a fun day =D.

Catching soft toys!

The original family of softtoys i caught! xD

New addition ! Muahahahas! Quite big de wors! UFO catcher quite addictive!

Just wanted to show this dog called bravo.

It's dimwitted but cute.

Class photo :

Somehow this picture doesnt look like us in real life =S

Hahahas ~ Was super busy with assignments but sure learnt a lot!

Muahahahas! Gonna revive my blog lers~ Stay tuned folks!

New skin!

2009-02-25T21:39:00.001+08:00

Yea! A new Blog skin to revive my blog once again xD! Muahahahahahahas! Later will have a super huge long post that I missed out while im busy becuz of academics! =S. Weeees ~

Yes Man

2009-01-05T22:09:00.002+08:00

Ratings: 8.5/10

Watch it man~! It may change your life =D
It's super humourous! It is a love story too!
Very very meaningful.

Plot: Imagine you have to say YES to every opportunities presented to you!
If some1 ask you to murder, you have to say YES too! Be a YES man today!
Change your mindset and life~ Haaas! Highly recomanded to Wee Loon! =X

How me spent me hols~

2008-12-30T20:04:00.010+08:00

A buffet at my uncle house for christmas celebration at 20th Dec. Baby was at Malaysia

A Christmas Tree made up of soft toys! From suntec when I did shopping.

Went to cruise with my Baby =D.

Nice yummy candy house.

Amazing specs =D

Views =D

We watched the sunset but the sunrise was missed cuz of rain T_T

We went down the ship too =D

Fishy

More fishy!

Birdy!

The beautiful sky!!!!

Now im back to reality T_T . . . Assignments~!@$#~@~ so stress . .
Lucky i have baby wif me to support me<3.

T_T

2008-12-21T17:18:00.004+08:00

Assignments are driving me crazy!
Why can't I have low expectations of myself? I dunno . .
LoLss. . . Thanks to people like Wee Loon! Removed the clouds on
the sky. Showed me the greater limits above the clouds.
ArGhS!! lolls. . . I'm trying very hard not to do so well
for my assignments. . This sounded so funny. .
I can't possibly "perfect" all my assignments . . cuz this sem have
SUPER many . . I have to place priority . . As long all can get
an A can ler bahs . .. Thats the meaning when i say im trying hard not
to do so well . . . =S

I can't really focus these days. . Every few hours or so, i will play with
cherry(my dog) or plug into music and go intro trance(slping -.-). Messing her toys. . I threw 1 and she went to fetch and put
back at her "territory". I threw another 1 and she went to fetch again. After
a few rounds, she became smart. . She hid her toys before fetching again . .
However, the place she hid is clearly visible to me . . Hahas . . I try irritating
her again by throwing 2 toys at 1 time . . She looked at me and then pick 1. She then looked at me again and thereafter pick the other 1. . Making sure I won't mess her toys while she pick . . LOLS!

I'm going to cruise soon . . at 24th . . to 27th . . It shud be my happiest time for the month bahs! Cuz im bringing baby too along! After 1 week that she went Malaysia to visit her relatives.

Baby Left!!!

2008-12-17T23:02:00.002+08:00

ArgHs ~ Baby has left for Malaysia for a week T_T.
Was supposed to go with her but was tied down with assignments.
Hais . . At least im not alone! I have my music with me >.<
Luckily my aunt bought me a 60 bucks ear piece =D!
It's the best ear-piece i ever had~ Even better den the previous
sony one! Muahahahahahas! Hope it can help me survive bahs!

Meanwhile, ASSIGNMENTS!!!!!

Sonic Jump Beta 1.2 *updated

2008-12-13T00:25:00.009+08:00

http://sg.geocities.com/esquarez/sonicJump.html

Decided not to post here ler. . . will keep hearing the irritating intro music

Anyway, pls help me beta test =D

Pls comment! Negative comments are most welcome =D

Bolt

2008-12-06T10:40:00.002+08:00

Review score: 8/10

Story plot: The amazingly cute super dog is invincible with many super powers! Bolt is all determined to keep his owner, Penny. save at all cost. Being kept in his delusional world, he was still strong and determined even after his mindset has change! An adventure lies ahead for bolt as he made new friends, mitten and rhino(hamster) on the way to find Penny.

Comments: Its nice! =D Really ~~ I did'nt reveal much story plot as i did'nt want to spoil the story! Bolt is cute, courages and he is a hero! Expect comedy, thrill, and a very interesting story plot! What are you waiting for? Go and watch now!

Engrish ~

2008-12-04T23:11:00.002+08:00

The dark and the light ~

2008-11-28T23:54:00.005+08:00

Darkness

Stress ahs ~ Sad ahs ~

Sians rain ahs ~ Sad ahs ~

Bright side

Went to escape XD

Made a new friend =D

More Friends!

Hahahas ~

Went to escape recently and played:

Daytona (Go Kart)

Full gas all the way oso not fast wan =(

Huanted House (not scary at all)

Baby was so scared as she closed her eyes and grabbed me so tightly

Pirate ship (=D)

Baby almost cried =S

Mini roller coaster (it was like for kids?)

Baby was'nt even scared!

Carnival games (super hard to win)

Some other misc stuffs ~

Had to relax with all the stress coming =D ahhhs ~~~

Played basketball with rentro at school oso ~ Fun ahs ! But no stamina =(

<3 baby very much! Thanks for putting up with me these stressful days even tho it was'nt any fun.

Funny Pictures

2008-11-22T12:07:00.004+08:00

Stress & Busy

2008-11-12T23:31:00.004+08:00

These days, I have been super busy and stress from academics.
I think I shall not explained why. . . It's boring. .

Anyway, I still get to go out an enjoy on 1 saturday~

@ Ma Maison @ the central @ Clark Quay

Ambience and decors are great ^^

Food is also marvelous!

However, price is shocking too. (AVG $20 a dish)

Lucky the guy on this picture treated us the $100 meal =D

Went to play pool at City Hall afterwards!

Bought nice nice sweets and ice-cream for baby ^^

Life now is so stress and to make things worst, I've not been well since dunno when. . .
ArgHs ! M aye gorna brake a part?????

Uproar Over Insensitive Handling of Bank Complaints

2008-11-08T00:10:00.002+08:00

Source: http://www.talkingcock.com/html/article.php?sid=2671

*Contents are fabricated and are not real*

by Ayam Sakit

The Damn Bloody Shit (DBS) Bank has once again come under fire for being insensitive to customers complaining that they had been misled into purchasing High Risk 5, an investment product linked to Lehman Brothers.

"Wah lau eh, I walked into the DBS branch and instead of a handshake, the relationship manager greeted me by raising his palm and saying, ‘High 5, Lehman Brother!’ Na beh! See me super too lan and can still joke, is it?!” said a visibly upset Mr Boey Tah Han.

However, Mr. Chee Pian Ren, a spokesman for DBS, denied the accusation of insensitivity.

"I did not greet Mr Boey by saying 'Lehman Brother',” he clarified. “ What I said was ‘Hey, man! Brudder!’ and ask him to gimme a high five. It was to show solidarity, that I sympathise with his loss. Management ask us to be friendly and nice, mah. How can he accuse me! First, he can't even read the words 'Lehman Brother' printed on the prospectus, now he can’t even hear clearly?" said Mr Ai Pian Lang. “Our investors are not only blind, they’re deaf and dumb also.”

While DBS have stated that these High Notes 5 investments are now worthless, they are looking to find some form of compensation for their investors.

"Judging by the level of literacy that these people have, we have arranged for compensation in the form of tickets to watch Hi-5, a popular kids play show. I'm sure they will enjoy it and forget all the money they have lost," said Mr. Chee.

Mr Boey expressed disgust at this offer."Basket, DBS think we are chewren, is it?” he fumed. “They chop off my Lehman Brother investment, so I won’t settle for anything less than chopping off their ‘little brother’.

”In related news, the Prem Binister’s Orifice has clarified his recent statement that “government should not be making decisions for individuals.”

Said spokesman Mr. Cheng Hu Kong, “Obviously, that only means decisions that go wrong, lah. We’re happy to claim credit for making all the right decisions for individuals. We just don’t want citizens to get the idea that they can protest and blame the Gahmen when they make the wrong choices. I mean, now it’s over investment. What next? Their vote? Cannot lai dat, mah.”

Feeling Better ~

2008-11-04T22:35:00.011+08:00

Oh gosh! Today, I forgot to on the heater. . . Impossible?

What does this mean? For years, I have been used to
turning on the heater subconsciously. Even sometimes when I am super sleepy
and about to sleep, I still turn on the heater before bathing without knowing it.

Why!?!? This is called muscle memory or habbit for layman term. Your muscles in
your body has a unique ability to memorise what you frequently do. If it does not,
no matter how much you practice in a sports, you will never improve physically.
Meaning your body will forget every movement you had practice and learn each time.
Ever played a sports and you subconsciously did an amazing move that soon became
your star technique? Somehow or another, for serious sporty pple, they definitely
encounter similar incident. Thats is why practice makes perfect! Your body learns!
Therefore, never practice when you are tired. Your body also remembers the
bad moves and mistakes you do. It will become a bad habbit! That is why a good
rest is wise for the longer road ahead!

OmG~ I beginning to sound like loon stating facts~ =X

This a flash game concept im building. It's just a concept
and is far from the real thing yet. Credits for graphics: Nate for ripping sega(www.comicdemon.tk) and tiles graphic by Thell Valock

I had fever since last friday and throat infection.
I really wanna thank baby for taking great care of me these days =D
I feel much better~ MuaCks!

Laughing Business

2008-10-29T22:57:00.002+08:00

BUSINESS LOGICS

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: 'I will choose my own bride!'
Father: 'But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.'
Son: 'Well, in that case...ok'

Next Father approaches Bill Gates.

Father: 'I have a husband for your daughter.'
Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to marry!'
Father: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.'
Bill Gates: 'Ah, in that case...ok'

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Father: 'I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president. '
President: 'But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!'
Father: 'But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law.'
President: 'Ah, in that case...ok'

This is how business is done!!
Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can! Get Anything. But your attitude
Should be positive

What is Marketing?

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say, 'I am very rich. Marry me!'
That's Direct Marketing

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, 'He's very rich. Marry him.'
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, 'Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me.'
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, 'By the way, I'm very rich 'Will you marry me?'
That's Public! Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, 'You are very rich, I want to marry you.'
That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, 'I'm rich. Marry me' She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback

My Life~

2008-10-28T22:51:00.007+08:00

This is a chocolate mango drink!
It is super delicous and it can be found at Ichiban bushido(Suntec)

I have been going to suntec at the recent weekends

And look~ I caught this cutie rabbit!

In total, i've caught 3 soft-toy for baby already =D

The soft-toy catcher machine at arcades is still a big mystery to me tho . .

This lizard is'nt scared of me. .
Hmmmss.... Located at yishun! I even saw an eagle soaring at the sky.

The most funniest thing that happened in school ^^
I dare not post up all the pics as i did not get any permission from the victim~
But if you guys all wanna see, I may post it up =X

The boring stuffs:
T.T 2 more weeks for deadline assignment of BUOM and ELIT which i need to hand up reports.
To make things worst, flash game is'nt really very easy to make. . . I shall post up the demo ver ASAP.
WEB App and SAPP oso not very easy ahs! =S I very scared of their upcoming assignments.
I've been feeling much better recently . . but still lack of fatigue and exhaust easily. ArgH. .
This semester seems much harder . . . Much stresser . . . Hope i dun lose focus. . xD.

Baby, <3.

Although I dun often say it,but deep down inside my heart always lies this 3 truthful words to you. I love you.

RanDomNeSS

2008-10-22T22:20:00.003+08:00

Ahhhs ~ Still am a bit sick =/

Chubby Chubby above looks sick too =(

My GEMS workpeice! Electronics! Haas XD!

Something takened accidentally xD

Like this post, life is so random! You can never expect what will happened and you can never manipulate fate. Would I be able to maintain my GPA or even raise it? Kinda doubting myself now =/. Haaas . . . Baby seemed to improve on studies ler =D. Guess no need me to spoon feed anymore xD! Jia you to me!

1st week at school

2008-10-19T22:45:00.003+08:00

It has been a tough week at school thinking how to Ace this semester.
I have been sick the entire week too. Gosh . . .

Modules review:

Web Applications Development - Credit unit 6

This is the highest weightage module in this semester. However, I have a weird lecturer. He means good and he tries to speak our language or just to absorb our attention in a weird way. The only thing that I dislike is how he teach programming. He focus on the end result which even if you do not understand why the codes work that way and rather remember codes by hard, he will be satisfied. He even say it is a guess guess game in ASP.NET . . . I partially understand why is he doing this as time does not permit him to explain the art and logic behind the codes. Rather, he would just explain what the commands "do" and what will be the outcome/result. Anyway, I heard that the assignment he is going to give will not be easy =D. Ahhh >.< ~ quick quick ! I am so so so so very excited! Haas ~ I love challenges and my server programming is'nt as good. It will be a good break through =D.

Multi-Tier Distributed Applications Development - Credit unit 4
I was curious what module exactly is this hur hur hur! After having a week of listening to weird laughter and accent, I roughly think I know what module is this about. It explains about server and client and all the theories about server programming. Other than all the theories, I think it emphasis on XML because of Web Services. This module will aid on Web Applications ^^

Smart Applications - Credit unit 4
The same lecturer of Web Application is teaching me this module. He tries to give me the creeps to how hard is this module gonna be. I guess it backfired as maybe something unknown would scare me off more. After much explaining about this module from him, I reckoned that it is just about the .NET Framework thingy to combine all the .NET Framework technology to develop an applications that does A LOT with least effort. Things like syncing of Data which is very important in business as data is everything in IT will be main focus.

Infocomm security - Credit unit 4
I guess this is a slack module bahs. Just like the module name, it gives a rough idea on IT security. A slack module that worth credit unit 4 =D. Haaas ~~ Just what I needed!

Businies Operations Management - Credit unit 4
Okays . . . Weird . . . Why would I suddenly take a business module!?!? I am not in DBIT am I? Frankly speaking, DBIT was my first choice. I believed that business was the most worthwhile job in the world. Least work, most output. Without business, there would'nt be employees too right? We work for business. No matter what course of studies, we still work for business. Why?? Money makes the world go round. If you are not convinced of what am I saying, you are still not brought in to reality.

Ethics Law of IT - Credit unit 2

Sian ahs ~ Lucky credit unit 2 only sia. .
This module like need lots of input yet credit unit 2 nia. .
Sians ahs ~

Diploma plus:
Advance Authoring

Another adventure of flash ~~~
I need to create a flash game!!! However, i hab no ideas ahs ~
Any1 got? pls gimmie ideas ! haaaS !

I guess school won't get any interesting after the first week.
Here comes the rough and bumpy ride! Jia you Ervin! Raise your GPA!
The only person by myside is baby. =D thx ^^
Without you baby, I guess i will be seating alone at class everyday. <3>

iPhone 3G Sux?

2008-10-14T21:36:00.005+08:00

Physical

I am satisfied with it's size and weight as if the screen gets any smaller, it would get really very irritating. Moreover the design is nice and cool =D.

SMS and CALLS

It takes time to adapt . . The editting of contacts and data is'nt easy and when I transfer my contacts from a sony erricson phone to my iPhone, it keeps displaying last name infront of the first name which makes it very irritating and hard to search for my contacts =(.

You cannot forward or copy and paste a SMS and the time for each sms sent and receieve is not displayed(only some).
Calling is'nt quick and easy compared to other handphone anymore. Partly because of my crap up contact list. . =(

Camera

No VIDEO =( boooo.
Even tho the camera is 2 mega-pixel, the quality is not bad with good lighting.
The color,edges and level seems to be very adjusted =D. However, it is'nt consistent all the time =/.

Network

As it's name suggest, 3G is a function that I dislike most in iPhone =(.
It is'nt because it is slow and have poor reception even tho it is'nt fast, the fact that it is VERY expensive is the reason.
However, the wi-fi works fine and well with me and a bit of tweaking, I can remove the accidental usage of Edge(GPRS) and 3G =D. Wi-fi is also much faster of course =D.

App Store

=D Many free applications for download instantly!
Many nice games can be downloaded freely too =D
Let me list a few:
Dactyl (Kill time with highscore for you to keep braking!)
Aurora Feint (MMO?? not sure but dam fun) =D

Space Monkey (Entertaining)
Tap Tap (Music gamerz)

Batteries

Battery Life =( Very Low !!!! Seriously very low . . .
Battery overcharged or damaged = GG . .
The batteries are not portable and is build-in.

Price

Defnitely not worth it. . . Super EX . . . .
Now its the time to buy from singtel and sell tho . .

As you can buy like around 400+ with a plan and sell
1k + to others! Haas. .

7th Monthlyversary

2008-10-11T22:44:00.006+08:00

Baby, i love you. =D
It has been 7 months and I hope I made a difference in your life!
Not adversely of course =P.
Just hoping to make you smile and laugh more frequently =D
Also not forgetting to love you every second ^^
As long as your happy baby ~
Are you?

The day we had been waiting for every month started at Ang Mo Kio Hub!

We ate 品食！ 1 short question: The han yu pin yin of 食is si or shi?

Fish fillet noodle =D

Candid shot of me!

We shopped and went arcade to have fun =D
Did'nt knew how to catch using the UFO catcher =S
Sry baby, can't catch soft toy for you.

Was surprised! Baby bought me a rose!

We then went to turn gacha ^^

Baby and I tried our luck as we put the dollar
I got a mickey and Baby got a minnie =D

Kawaii ~~

However, I got addicted and went to turn another gacha^^

Guess what? I turn another mickey!
Thats not it, Baby then turn a minnie!
ZOMG ~

Muahahahahas ~

We then turn another gacha but this time, both is minnie.

All the machines has Pooh, Lillo and Stiche, Mickey, Minnie, Donald and Daisy.
To turn Mickey and Minnie with just 2 tries is

1/7 x 1/7 = 0.02.
2 percent! My maths declined after years . .
Please correct me if I am wrong =X

After that, we went to Punggol End to view the sunset =D

Some scenery =D

There are more people than last time when I use to go

but it is still not much people and the romance of silence

is still there =D

Saw many photographers with their equipments taking photos o.O
There are even people taking wedding photos there!

Lets see what my iPhone can do XD!

Surfing ~~

Posing ~~

Us =D

Hahas ~ Baby! I hoped you enjoyed this day! Although it is not the nicest sunset you've seen but to me, Its the most beautiful scenery i've seen in ages~

Baby, I hope to be with you forever to see many more beautiful sunsets and most importantly,

to make you happy!

The Jewel Ride

2008-10-05T01:21:00.013+08:00

1 word: Romantic <3

Jewel Box Entrance A.K.A Mt. Faber

Playing wif candles(Children do not try this at home)

Scenery ~~

You get to choose:

Beer, Fruit juice, Fuzzy drinks etc

We both got orange juice(The young and innocent)

For food, it was finger food(not literally finger) ~ xD

Nice cable car ^^

Anyway, its hard to take pictures as it

was dark and there was motion.
Just like this pic of my baby~

There are many many cable car tours and packages.

Jewel Box(Mt. Faber) is a romantic place~

It will guarantee a splendid date

Baby, i hope you enjoyed each and every part of the romantic night as i did. ^^

The House Bunny

2008-10-05T01:07:00.002+08:00

Rating: 7.5/10

What izzit about ?
Shelly, the main character also a playboy bunny was kicked out! She was the typical dumb blonde that became the house mother of a ZETA, a geeky bunch of students. They were on the verge of getting kicked out of the house and was in deep despair. Almost giving up in such pitiful state, Shelly decided to change their situation and world around!

Why watch ?
Its not the type of movie where you go to watch hot girls or sexual comedy. Although they have those, it is meaningful as it reflected upon our daily social life. Being who you are and choosing carefully what you really want in life is important ^^.

Eagle Eye

2008-10-03T23:55:00.003+08:00

Rating: 7.5/10

How the story goes:
The main actor Jerry was being manipulate forcefully by phone calls and digital
network etc. He soon met Rachel which was also manipulated by the same
girl and they both went on a dangerous, thrilling and exciting mission!

Comments:
CooL ~~~ Exciting and Thrilling ~~ I never did wanna take my eyes of the
movie screen every second! Need i say more? Nahs ~ I bet you wanna rush
to the movies right now! xD

Disaster Movie

2008-09-30T16:33:00.002+08:00

Ratings: Disastrous / 10

Comments:
Its whacky and cranky! Even if one would watch all the movies and comercials they joke about, it would be half as entertaining as scary movie series . . . Like the serial of epic movie, it has more budget and less plot. The movie is short dued to the low content and other than laughing at some silly and crazy parts, the movie is a disaster. It has lived up to it's name.

Plot:
Is'nt very important as it S*CK . . .

*Warning* Watch at your own risk =S
*Advice* Rather watch it of the net =X

My week at Bugis

2008-09-27T17:09:00.006+08:00

Went bugis everyday this week ^^ XD

Guess where this place is!
1st person who get the correct answer

on my tagboard will recieve $20 SGD!!

Went arcade to shoot some balls!
Top score: 340 =/

Needs lots of improvement.

Saw some insane guy using 2 hands

swinging simultanously like a machine

score 1000 +++ everytime he plays o.O

Dead mickey which i almost caught =/

The Soft-Toy catching machine! XD

Guess what? I caught 2 mickey mouse for baby

using $4(friday) + $9(saturday) XD ~

Sailor Mickey

Caught on Friday XD

Haloween Mickey

Caught on Saturday XD

Signing off ~ cYa!

Disney's Restuarent

2008-09-23T18:18:00.005+08:00

The inner decorations :

Menu:

Food:

Comments: Food was slightly below average but nevertheless it was an experience dining! Worth visiting but not re-visiting =X Hahas.

Exam Results

2008-09-17T01:56:00.004+08:00

My Exam Results are out!

Module code - Credit unit- Grade

ST0210 - 5 - A System Development Techniques (Wow! =D)
ST0218 - 5 - A Data Structures and algorithm (Expected)
ST0309 - 4 - A Wireless Programming (Not distinction?)
ST0236 - 4 - A Java Server Programming (Expected)
ST7202 - 4 - B+ DESIGN FOR USER INTERACTION (CRAP #!@$!!)
BA013B - 2 - B+ Gems (Know your rights)
LC300A - 2 - C+ Gems (Effective speaking skills)

Gems is General Elective Module which lets you learn
things outside your scope of course.

SEMESTER GPA: 3.769/4
CUMULATIVE GPA: 3.579/4

Holy Moly! I've spent most of my time on DESIGN FOR USER INTERACTION and
i get a B+ only !!?? CRAP !?!? Maybe im good in flash or AS but not in Designing bahs =(
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ MAMAMIA !!!

MY EFFECTIVE SPEAKING SKILLS GET C+ !?!? ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Hate GEMS so much!!!

Nevertheless, I had a big jump on my overall improvement =D. Heh Heh Hehs!

Updates of my life ~

2008-09-17T00:06:00.007+08:00

Before I cut hair

After I cut hair

Yes Yes! I regretted the hair cut! My mama requested short hair =/ It must be dam ugly! =S Baby saw my precious hair being cut cut cut and cut !! ArgHs ~~ lolls ! Baby dun despise me can ler =D!

This is our artwork made at J8 at bishan~ Nice mah?

Baby and I BBQ! Look the prawns! so cute XD!

This is the delicious cake that looks like an apple ^^

The BBQ event was a 3 in 1 event XD

Mooncake Festival
Mama's Birthday
Niece Birthday

Playing candles! Take a guess the meaning of 187 =P

Scary? Hehs! Ghostly couples ^^

Bought a rubiks cube again =/

itchy hand =X

Tomorrow is the day of the release of results! I am so nervous! I have very high expectation of myself and its important i score well ^^ Super super nervous! Wish myself good luck^^

To baby, im sry. Very sry for everything.
I also wanna thank you! Thank you for everything.
You are the best! I will forever cherish!

Mamma Mia

2008-09-16T23:30:00.003+08:00

Ratings: 6.5/10

Comments:
Frankly speaking, apart from the music, I find the movie just average. I watched
the movie at the sneak preview before the actual release which explains the crowd
and atmosphere. The movie was brought even funnier with a weird guy sitting near
me that laugh at the non-funniest joke with the funniest laughter you could ever
hear. The story plot was okay and predictable with no suspense. The music is well
presented with the cheerfulness and the hypeness but the dance was awful =X.
Nevertheless, its a movie still worth the penny that will bring your emotions up =D

The story in a nutshell:
Sophie is about to get married with sky while she wanted answer to all her question
marks. She wanted to knew who her dad and there were 3 possiblities! A series of
events happens and presented with many nice songs. Sophie could'nt tell who is her
real dad and she tried to find out as days past so that her dad can give her a walk.
The wedding soon came and who is her dad? Find it out yourself ^^

Fun Facts:

What does "Mamma Mia" means?

Literally, it translates to "my momma." It is used as an expression, much like "Holy Cow!", to make an exclamatory statement.

My 6th month together with my baby!

2008-09-12T00:08:00.006+08:00

11th is the day baby finally agreed to be my girl!
Time flies and so fast we had been together for half a year!

I love scraps so I requested baby to make 1 for me! =X

This is what I made for Baby!

Zoomed in text! Copyrighted by E!

Baby's version for me!

Much nicer rites?

Baby, Im so sry . . I did'nt plan for this special ocassion. .
But I really enjoyed that day with you baby!
Although it's just at baby's house!

More pictures:

Balancing chubby chubby!

<3 i love u

My birthday week in a nutshell

2008-09-10T23:12:00.015+08:00

Every Wedneseday my darling have to go teach tuition ^^
However at this rainy day, she need not as the kid had
something on! Thus, naturally, we went shopping =P

We went AMK HUB to shop and walk walk!

Baby suddenly crave for ice-cream as usual xD and we went Anderson
to feast on ice-cream! We ordered couple fondue which consist of
5 different flavoured ice-cream, fruits and most importantly the hot chocolate fondue

Pictures:

Staring at the delicous couple fondue

Strawberies with hot yummy chocolate!

Afterwards, we head to watch a movie(Sarah Marshell)

Guess i let pictures do the talking

Going back from Wild Wild Wet

At nite at my birthday.

My birthday present from baby

Nice nice card!

"Mini" candy floss

Queen of gambler

@ MRT ^^

I wanna apologize to baby that I did'nt plan anything for our 6th monthlyversary!
I really can't think of anything plus I did'nt had time. Sorry baby.
I did'nt forget actually tho ^^
I like your birthday present very much too! The jacket is really very nice!

My Sassy Girl

2008-09-10T22:31:00.003+08:00

E's rating: 6/10

This movie is adapted from the South Korean romantic comedy film using the same name!
I have not seen the korean edition but most people said that it is far more nicer o.O!

Story in a nutshell :

Charlie Bellow is a rare seen sweet and good person
which never fell for any girls until he met Jorden Roark.
She is a weird and stubborn girl that i guess nobody
can tolerate except Charlie. They had a certain destiny
and fate together and the story starts by Charlie getting
tortured and played around. Charlie was depressed but his
love for her was strong and it kept him going on to please
and make Jorden living in bliss. The process was humourous
and romantic ^^ but unfortunately, Jorden broke up with
Charlie sadly and it is where you start to uncover the secrets
behind everything.

Wild Wild Wet at Downtown East Singapore

2008-09-07T00:09:00.007+08:00

I spent most of my Birthday at Wild Wild Wet with my darling Hui Fang!

It is like an amusement park but it's theme is water!

There are many rides and everything is free except for lockers ( ranging from 2 - 3 SGD )
and admission tickets.

- ULAR-LAH -
After a long climb of stairs, get ready for a super long slide!
You will be sliding with like 6 people in a big float like raft!
Dar screamed on this ride =X but dun worry, it is'nt that scary =P
Do not forget to pose at the camera near the ending point ^^
http://www.wildwildwet.com/attractions/details.aspx?id=1553

- SHIOK RIVER -
It's a circular river with a small current.
There are big tubes you can use to relax while sitting and
lazing looking at the beautiful sky!
Otherwise, you can swim around it and pretend you are
an excellent swimmer as the current will buff your speed xD.

- TSUNAMI -
If the small current don't suit you, try this wave!
There are also floats you can use too!
Careful of the deep parts as it might pose some challenge o.O
Do not worry tho =P there are 2 lifeguards watching at all times ^^

- SKYRIDER -
Afraid of heights? Skip this part =P
You will get to cycle through the amusement park at your own pace!
The SkyRider does'nt look stable tho o.O
It looks as if might fall and drop anytime =X

- YAKULT PROFESSOR'S PLAYGROUND -
Might looks kiddish but actually it is fun!
The slides may look easy but you will get something
very unexpected by the speed and thrill!
Not to forget the big splash when you hear the bell
*ding* Something that you can't experience anywhere
else in Singapore.

- BUBBLY BATH -
Muahahahas ~ Evil me and darling snatch the bubble bath
from kids! OMG ~ we were surrounded by kids and small
children which are all as excited as me! hahas ! Be covered
all over with bubble and soap! xD! Very fun =P

- JACUZZI -
After all the exciting and fun rides! Treat yourself
to a relaxing jacuzzi massage! There is also a waterfall there!
Soothing bubble massage to relief all your stress and aches!
What more can you ask? Enjoy!

There are many other more exciting rides i've not mentioned!
If you love water activity~ Be sure to visit! =D

-Ervin signing off now ^^
p.s will update the blog with tagboard, links etc soon . . .
Stay tune!

http://www.wildwildwet.com/attractions/rides.aspx

For what had happened during the night of my birthday:
Kenneth's Blog

Happy Birthday !

2008-09-05T01:42:00.001+08:00

Happy Birthday to myself and E-Square !

I've rushed out my blog cause i wanna complete it by my birthday! =D
I've break the design principle of dark background and bright foreground!
Is the design nice ?? Haahs! Gimmie comments and this blog is gonna be active wor!
Trust me trust me! Come back often!

-Rush to sign off
-Ervin